Jesus stole my hubcaps

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Who's a better late night show host?

Jesus
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43%
Conan
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Total votes: 21

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by Woots » Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:33 am

Geez I need to start posting more useless BBQ to get my post count up.

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by General_Neox » Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:37 am

Religion is like a penis. Its ok to have one, it's ok to be proud of it, But don't wave it around public and don't shove it down my childrens throats.

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by JuliusCaesar » Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:57 pm

Thanks for reminding me of the concise way to express my thoughts on the matter ^-^
forgot about that line

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by Voltage » Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:06 pm

Kinda sad and pathetic how its almost all athiests on this [forum]

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by JuliusCaesar » Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:04 am

And why is that?

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by Mel'Kaven » Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:13 am

JuliusCaesar wrote:And why is that?

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by LordSturm » Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:17 am

because everyone knows god created mountain dew.

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by Voltage » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:34 am

Man now I see why God made the flood the first time...

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by JuliusCaesar » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:27 pm

:lol: still waiting on that answer

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by Woots » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:46 pm

Mel'Kaven wrote:
JuliusCaesar wrote:And why is that?

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by Before » Mon Nov 14, 2011 10:20 am

Omniscience is a good trait for a prospective talk show host. VOTE JESUS!

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by JesusRocks765 » Tue Nov 15, 2011 2:47 am

Before wrote:Omniscience is a good trait for a prospective talk show host. VOTE JESUS!
Yeah! :D

Hello fellow forumer, I don't believe we've met but I'm JesusRocks765 and It's good to see someone else who acknowledges Jesus' Omnipitence. :D

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by JuliusCaesar » Tue Nov 15, 2011 3:33 am

Here, take this

/hands lube

you will need it for that circlejerk. :lol:

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by JesusRocks765 » Tue Nov 15, 2011 4:30 am

JuliusCaesar wrote:Here, take this

/hands lube

you will need it for that circlejerk. :lol:
That is JC, a militant athiest and murder supporter - Don't let him drive you off the forums though, he just acts superior.

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by JuliusCaesar » Tue Nov 15, 2011 4:32 am

I'm not a militant anything lmfao. I just don't like my daily serving of SGE to come with an unwelcome amount of jeebus.

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by Major » Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:31 am

JesusRocks765 wrote:
Before wrote:Omniscience is a good trait for a prospective talk show host. VOTE JESUS!
Yeah! :D

Hello fellow forumer, I don't believe we've met but I'm JesusRocks765 and It's good to see someone else who acknowledges Jesus' Omnipitence. :D

cheesy you remember Before, he was your p2 buddy.

/salute Before.

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by JuliusCaesar » Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:34 am

cheesey is still on the forums? lol

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by Major » Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:36 am

you nub. jesusrocks is cheesy.

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by JuliusCaesar » Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:55 am

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Cheesy was my ceo for a good....2 months at least. While he isn't the most popular or skilled, he most certainly has more intellectual capacity than a walnut. That can't possibly be him.

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by Major » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:01 am

LMFAO

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by JuliusCaesar » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:07 am

No way in hug that's cheesy.

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by JesusRocks765 » Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:08 am

Im not Cheesy, but I agree with many of his points as he is a good Catholic. The only difference of opinion we seem to have is that he believes in evolution and I don't.

Why was he banned? :(

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by P-i-m-p » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:32 am

Woots wrote:Geez I need to start posting more useless BBQ to get my post count up.

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by P-i-m-p » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:33 am

General_Neox wrote:Religion is like a penis. Its ok to have one, it's ok to be proud of it, But don't wave it around public and don't shove it down my childrens throats.

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by P-i-m-p » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:33 am

Mel'Kaven wrote:
JuliusCaesar wrote:And why is that?

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by JesusRocks765 » Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:21 am

eagerly trying to keep a superior post count over me eh Pimp? :wink:

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by Moleman » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:55 pm

JesusRocks765 wrote:eagerly trying to keep a superior post count over me eh Pimp? :wink:
Your post count would be even more impressive if all your posts came from just one of your forum accounts... just an idea!

Also, talking to yourself is not healthy.

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by DaPirate » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:21 am

Moleman wrote:
JesusRocks765 wrote:eagerly trying to keep a superior post count over me eh Pimp? :wink:
Your post count would be even more impressive if all your posts came from just one of your forum accounts... just an idea!

Also, talking to yourself is not healthy.
I do only have one account though lol. Some of my friends made a couple at my house but I niether can nor want to use them.

I was talking to pimp, not myself :|

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by JesusRocks765 » Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:21 am

Very funny moleman :|

Im still not dapirate nor do I know his password

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Re: Jesus stole my hubcaps

Post by nine-breaker » Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:21 pm

JesusRocks765 wrote:Very funny moleman :|

Im still not dapirate nor do I know his password
If moleman made that accusation, then I am under the impression that he has already checked the I.P. addresses in question, and has come to this conclusion. I acknowledge his statement as fact.

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