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Chuck Norris

Post by PhAraOH » Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:11 am

Chuck Norris once started a fire with 2 ice cubes

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Mel'Kaven » Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:26 am

When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said, "Say please."

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by JesusRocks765 » Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:11 am

Why the hell do you guys worship that guy?

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Mel'Kaven » Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:17 am

Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun... and won.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by P-i-m-p » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:24 am

Chuck Norris doesn't have a middle name, nobody gets between Chuck Norris.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by P-i-m-p » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:26 am

Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. :shock:

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by ygvbBubblez » Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:09 am

JesusRocks765 wrote:Why the hell do you guys worship that guy?
Depending on the jokes, because it's funny.
Don't take it too seriously, we all know the real chuck norris would probably scream like a girl at the sight of a big enough spider.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Voltage » Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:53 am

ygvbBubblez wrote:
JesusRocks765 wrote:Why the hell do you guys worship that guy?
Depending on the jokes, because it's funny.
Don't take it too seriously, we all know the real chuck norris would probably scream like a girl at the sight of a big enough spider.
So true :lol:

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