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I love to shampoo

Post by fredfredburger » Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:56 pm

pathetic newb

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Re: My official 1000th Post

Post by Havok » Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:03 pm

1000 post in UNDER a year? Troll.

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Re: My official 1000th Post

Post by BardockSGE » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:14 pm

Havok wrote:1000 post in UNDER a year? Troll.
I was thinking more along the lines of 'Loser' but that works too.

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Re: My official 1000th Post

Post by GRAWRG. » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:18 pm

BardockSGE wrote:
Havok wrote:1000 post in UNDER a year? Troll.
I was thinking more along the lines of 'Loser' but that works too.
i was thinking more along the lines of "faggoty prepubescent fanatical christian troll." but that works too.

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Re: My official 1000th Post

Post by JuliusCaesar » Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:05 pm

GRAWRG. wrote:
BardockSGE wrote:
Havok wrote:1000 post in UNDER a year? Troll.
I was thinking more along the lines of 'Loser' but that works too.
i was thinking more along the lines of "faggoty prepubescent fanatical christian troll." but that works too.
I was thinking more like asshatted, ignorant, annoying, lying, faggoty prepubescent fanatical christian troll.


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Re: My official 1000th Post

Post by General_Neox » Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:25 pm

Everybody loves this kid.
I bet you hes not even Christian, He just does it to piss everyone off. lol

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Re: My official 1000th Post

Post by Major » Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:31 am

i wouldn't say i LOVE to shampoo, but it is necessary and can be relaxing.

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by JuliusCaesar » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:19 am

Lmfao what in the hell? did you just change the title major you silly mod?

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by JesusRocks765 » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:55 am

ROFL Major, thanks for putting that troll in the troll spot :D

@ Neox I am not a kid first of all, but most importantly, I AM VERY CHRISTIAN! I am like a Christian Fanatic, I value nothing more than my eternal life and wish you guys wouldnt throw yours away so quickly.

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by GRAWRG. » Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:21 am

i dont doubt that major finds you just as annoying as the rest of us.

but i have a question that surprisingly enough, i dont think has been answered. how christian are you?
i have a kid in my class who refuses to masturbate or even engage in romantic relationships for fear of getting laid, lol.

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by Saber-Fury » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:21 pm

GRAWRG. wrote:but i have a question that surprisingly enough, i dont think has been answered. how christian are you?
i have a kid in my class who refuses to masturbate or even engage in romantic relationships for fear of getting laid, lol.
you would want to know about that wouldn't you?
GRAWRG. wrote:i have a kid in my class who refuses to masturbate or even engage in romantic relationships for fear of getting laid, lol.
you laugh but you're not doing any better than him.. and you're actually trying...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by JuliusCaesar » Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:41 pm

Saber-Fury wrote:
GRAWRG. wrote:but i have a question that surprisingly enough, i dont think has been answered. how christian are you?
i have a kid in my class who refuses to masturbate or even engage in romantic relationships for fear of getting laid, lol.
you would want to know about that wouldn't you?
GRAWRG. wrote:i have a kid in my class who refuses to masturbate or even engage in romantic relationships for fear of getting laid, lol.
you laugh but you're not doing any better than him.. and you're actually trying...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You jelly or her bf PJ? :mrgreen:

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by Mel'Kaven » Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:58 am

JuliusCaesar wrote:
Saber-Fury wrote:
GRAWRG. wrote:but i have a question that surprisingly enough, i dont think has been answered. how christian are you?
i have a kid in my class who refuses to masturbate or even engage in romantic relationships for fear of getting laid, lol.
you would want to know about that wouldn't you?
GRAWRG. wrote:i have a kid in my class who refuses to masturbate or even engage in romantic relationships for fear of getting laid, lol.
you laugh but you're not doing any better than him.. and you're actually trying...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You jelly or her bf PJ? :mrgreen:
I prefer jam

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by JesusRocks765 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:23 am

GRAWRG. wrote:i dont doubt that major finds you just as annoying as the rest of us.

but i have a question that surprisingly enough, i dont think has been answered. how christian are you?
i have a kid in my class who refuses to masturbate or even engage in romantic relationships for fear of getting laid, lol.
People NEED to engage in romance to get married, I am very comfortable around women, but why do you care either way?

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by JuliusCaesar » Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:31 am

She already mentioned why she was interested in the very post you quoted.

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by GRAWRG. » Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:23 am

today was like, the 3rd or 4th time he brought up his beliefs in class. it's like he's fixated on abstinence. we had to come up with a moral issue and incorporate that into a tale (we're reading canterbury tales atm). his of course was sex before marriage.

we're all considering making offensive tshirts to wear one day to make him uncomfortable. trying to think of what would have the greatest effect though.

and your comment was legitimately dickish and insensitive pj.

edit: lol @ major for replacing jr with fred

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by JuliusCaesar » Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:29 pm

that is a bit too obvious, he will try to hide his indignation to keep that satisfaction from you. Just stress the sexual elements in the stories about the miller's wife (I can't remember the names of the stories too well), and the story in which a "nether-eye" is involved (can't remember that one's name at all). Lewd humor directed around him would be best :D

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by Moleman » Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:31 pm

GRAWRG. wrote:we're all considering making offensive tshirts to wear one day to make him uncomfortable. trying to think of what would have the greatest effect though.

People being different! :x :x

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by GRAWRG. » Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:33 pm

What?

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by P-i-m-p » Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:06 am

just tell him this.
There once was a man from Nantucket
His d*ck was so long he could suck it
He smiled with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a p*ssy I'd f*ck it"

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by JuliusCaesar » Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:58 am

waaaaaaaat

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by Woots » Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:28 pm

P-i-m-p wrote:just tell him this.
There once was a man from Nantucket
His d*ck was so long he could suck it
He smiled with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a p*ssy I'd f*ck it"
Shockingly enough that's on the wikipedia page for "There once was a man from Nantucket".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once ... _Nantucket
Don't ask how I know this.

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Re: I love to shampoo

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by JuliusCaesar » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:20 am

While we are talking about 'pedias, conservapedia is belly-roaringly hilarious.

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by JesusRocks765 » Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:18 am

That "belly-roaring Hilarious" Website is my new Homepage :D

Well not homepage, but it has many facts that I agree with.

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by JuliusCaesar » Fri Nov 11, 2011 5:03 am

lawl, let me post some gems from it then.
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Taken from their article on Carl Sagan
The agnostic and evolutionist Carl Sagan was an avid marijuana smoker who claimed marijuana gave him scientific insights. Sagan's agnosticism and avid pot smoking no doubt helped inspire Sagan's atheistic pseudoscience fantasy that evolution was a "fact".
And who could forget their implication that obesity and mental health (or beastiality for that matter :lol:) are allll caused by atheism?

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by JesusRocks765 » Fri Nov 11, 2011 5:12 am

of course you avoid their correct arguments and go for the obscure, untrue part of it. That is a weak way to argue JC, and it doesnt surprise me that you use it.

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by JuliusCaesar » Fri Nov 11, 2011 5:29 am

And what else should I use to discredit them? Anyone can post simple truths, I can say the sky is blue and it is so. But if I claim that there are aliens soaring above our heads and the only way to stop them from reading our thoughts is to wear tinfoil hats, that's how you know I can't be trusted.

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Re: I love to shampoo

Post by GRAWRG. » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:46 pm

i disagree with that statement. if you have stated that the sky is blue, and it is indeed so... and there is a possibility that there are aliens flying over us... then logically i should believe you. i would be somewhat skeptical though. but i wouldnt mind wearing a tin foil hat. do you watch fringe?

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