You know you have played too much Starport when ...

[M2-Destroyer]

Okay - So this has been done before, but it's always interesting to see if any new ones have come up or suchlike.

Be Creative!

You know you have played too much Starport when:

- You insist to the good police officer that he can't possibly have seen you speeding - You were cloaked!

[JesusRocks765]

You know you have played Starport too much when ...

you Look for a Shift key in your Car to Speed up with

[General_Neox]

You insult your neighbors "dome placement" when he tells you that your tree is growing on to his roof, Then call him a stupid Antarean.

When you try to barter the price of cooking spices you were buying at wal-mart until you get escorted out by security, then wonder why you're beautiful aura necklace isn't working and why someone called it a "toilet seat"

When you wear 3 layers of tin foil in a street race and call it "intergalactics suit's" and boast to everyone that you've "got this in the bag, my dexterities off the charts"

When you wonder why your intergalactics map that that shady street vendor sold you isn't making ur gas mileage any better, then realize its a lord of the rings risk board.

[Voltage]

You are a hobo who begs for tokens

[Mel'Kaven]

When you make this thread.

When you proceed to call everything that is a single fire shot on anything a 'torp'.

When you tell your girlfriend your 'going out tonight' so you can stay on and invade those ez cols when everyone logs.

When you play a DBZ game just to beat Bardock in a 1v1.

[Saber-Fury]

you still play and post on the forums even after 3 years of steady decline in the game

[Mel'Kaven]

you still play and post on the forums even after 3 years of steady decline in the game

I love you.

[invaderzim]

when every time something in your life changes, you automatically assume it's toonces' fault

[Jedi]

You know when you have played too much starport when.....
You take your eyes off the screen to find a divorce settlement next to you and you carry on invaiden....
Or wait that could be you know you need to keep playing starport when....