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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by Knives. » Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:34 pm

Who wouldn't? :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by MING » Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:53 pm

lol :o

Oh, and your sausage smells of dogs bottoms

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by I am WeRRa » Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:15 pm

MING wrote:lol :o

Oh, and your sausage smells of dogs bottoms
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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by Knives. » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:43 pm

MING wrote:lol :o

Oh, and your sausage smells of dogs bottoms

Shut up!

You know you like it! :shock:

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by P-i-m-p » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:07 am

not as much as your rodent :mrgreen:

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by MING » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:59 pm

PIMP had a Luke Skywalker moment as a teenager when he started beating up the garbage collection guy while on crystal-meth. Through broken teeth and a mouth full of blood and fat-lip, heard the words "Pimp, I am your Father"

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by P-i-m-p » Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:36 pm

when I heard that I saw you and then pulled out the 45 mag and just blew your brains out with a single bullet. Walked away and didn't think anything about it later. :D

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by Knives. » Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:31 pm

MING wrote: Deep underneath my hefty exterior, I have some very special feelings for you.
P-i-m-p wrote: I love you too man! I don't know why we got to keep arguing in public like this. :cry:
MING wrote: I know what you mean love. Is it to hide our insecurities? Is the world this cruel? :cry:
P-i-m-p wrote: Screw them man! Screw all of them! Homosexuality defines who we are. We don't have to change! :cry:
MING wrote: You're right bro. One day we'll go far far away, on an island where we can practice our ways freely and without injustice.
P-i-m-p wrote: But for now, we have no choice but to keep this up. The world is cruel, but we'll get through it man...I know we will. :cry:

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by P-i-m-p » Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:42 pm

:evil:

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Post by fredfredburger » Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:56 pm

P-i-m-p wrote::evil:
Virgin.

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by MING » Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:58 pm

P-i-m-p wrote::evil:
Hey, knives copied and pasted that from a different post! LOL

I was saying how easy it is to make it look like people said something they didnt!!!
Knives wrote:Well, yes. It was all a sham, and im really sorry for writing that stuff about you guys. Its because deep down i want to make love to little boys. Im sorry for any incovenence this may have caused

See what i mean?

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by P-i-m-p » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:14 pm

MING wrote:
Knives wrote:Well, yes. It was all a sham, and im really sorry for writing that stuff about you guys. Its because deep down i want to make love to little boys. Im sorry for any incovenence this may have caused
See what i mean?
you described him perfectly :mrgreen:

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by Knives. » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:22 am

MING wrote:
I was saying how easy it is to make it look like people said something they didnt!!!
Knives wrote:Well, yes. It was all a sham, and im really sorry for writing that stuff about you guys. Its because deep down i want to make love to little boys. Im sorry for any incovenence this may have caused

See what i mean?
You trying to give me some hints MING? Not sure how old you are my boy, but if you think you got what it takes, I don't mind making you the star of my next blockbuster:

MING: The Half- An- Inch Wonder

You'll be a star! You'll have it all kid: power, fame, fortune, and most importantly, all the genitalia you can nibble on.

Just give me your word, and all of this can be yours... :D

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by MING » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:08 pm

LOL, its really 2 inch's - so there! :P

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by P-i-m-p » Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:55 pm

:shock: I truly could've lived without knowing that :evil:

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by MING » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:00 pm

2 inch's wide

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by P-i-m-p » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:08 pm

are you now trying to shield your dignity by saying its 2 inches wide instead of long? dude its ok if you were genitally challenged :wink:

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by Knives. » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:49 pm

What? You don't love him anymore pimp? You guys are breaking up now?

Do not judge a man by the size of his genitals...

:evil:

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by P-i-m-p » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:32 am

Knives. wrote:What? You don't love him anymore pimp? You guys are breaking up now?

Do not judge a man by the size of his genitals...

:evil:
why do you say this? is this because the sausage the rodent has is bigger than yours? :mrgreen:

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by Knives. » Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:33 am

What are you talking about pimp?

This avatar is a picture I took of myself before I hit puberty...

I'd post a pic of my present self, but I couldn't fit my thing in the camera frame the last time i attempted such a feat...and that's after zooming out and taking it from a differnt town...

Don't make me take it out of my pants pimp...the size of that thing would lower your self- esteem so much that I wouldn't be surprised if you hang yourself the next morning...

:roll: :roll: :roll:

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by nine-breaker » Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:57 am

aww are you showing my picture off again?

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by Knives. » Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:35 am

You mean this one?

Image

Yes, I've been trying to elevate my friend's self-esteem lately, and I thought this picture of you would do just fine. :P

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by Knives. » Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:46 am

That's a lie! :wink:

This is me after my 4 hour fight with Awmalzo:

Image

That's me after quitting (and hitting the gym a few times a month):

Image

I can no longer see anything left or right of me...there's something blocking my view...

I also have several law suits against me for accidentally running into a school bus...17 children died that morning :cry: :cry: :cry:

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by -notorious- » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:48 pm

yo evo,,, your soooo loose its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway HAHAHA

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Post by Major.Arse » Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:45 pm

-notorious- wrote:yo evo,,, your soooo loose its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway HAHAHA
or like feeding a tic-tac to a whale

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by Knives. » Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:01 am

After a terrible shipwreck at sea, a guy clings to some wreckage and floats for days and days and finally spies some land in the distance. So, he paddles towards it and gets close enough to see a man on the shore. "Where am I?" he shouts. "New Jersey!" is the reply. "Do you want us to come rescue you?" To which the castaway replies: "No, thanks, I think I'll float on a little further!"


Nough Said...


Wait, Jesus F'ing Christ...I'm from Jersey too...

:cry: :cry: :cry:

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by omlow » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:51 am

Knives. wrote:After a terrible shipwreck at sea, a guy clings to some wreckage and floats for days and days and finally spies some land in the distance. So, he paddles towards it and gets close enough to see a man on the shore. "Where am I?" he shouts. "New Jersey!" is the reply. "Do you want us to come rescue you?" To which the castaway replies: "No, thanks, I think I'll float on a little further!"


Nough Said...


Wait, Jesus F'ing Christ...I'm from Jersey too...

:cry: :cry: :cry:
knives you suck. all your base belong to me. and you suck more than the aforementioned amount of suckiness previously in this post. you just got flamed.

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by CrazyChef » Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:48 am

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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by b-radk » Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:28 pm

CrazyChef wrote:Image
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Re: Flame the poster above you!

Post by Knives. » Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:04 am

That's what your mother said last night...

She had the same look on her face too. :shock:

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