Riddles for bored people

[Armor]

carpet

tea
pear
cat
rat

took me like 30 seconds lol

[ArdRhys4]

I thought Rum:( That threw me SOOOO off...

[jangsy5]

Ok... ok... ok...
The box thing some one got it right... The first and the last everyone seem to think too logiclly... last one if anyone knew would say 'bs'.

[ArdRhys4]

I don't know...

[Major.Arse]

i have a varient for the box riddle.

there is a room with four walls. in the middle of the room is a cat. how did the fish get on the floor?


(trick is to repete it and add a new line each time)

there is a room with four walls, in the middle of the room there is a cat, beside the cat is a table, how did the fish get on the floor.

drunks love this riddle.

next add the walls are made of aluminum, or the cat has a hat mad eof cheese, or something equally silly.

[ArdRhys4]

How is that a riddle?

[Major.Arse]

[Jwilson6]

i have a varient for the box riddle.

there is a room with four walls. in the middle of the room is a cat. how did the fish get on the floor?


(trick is to repete it and add a new line each time)

there is a room with four walls, in the middle of the room there is a cat, beside the cat is a table, how did the fish get on the floor.

drunks love this riddle.

next add the walls are made of aluminum, or the cat has a hat mad eof cheese, or something equally silly.

Hmmmm...... obviously the cat grabbed the fish out of his fishbowl and dragged him into the center of the room in the first one. In the second one the cat knocked the table over that the fish was on while trying to scale the aluminum walls. In the third one it was my friend kalen, who is known to run after cats while he is drunk, who knocked the fish bowl over while chasing the cat.

[BattleRogue]

was i right?!?

should u not be right?

lol or its the lions that havent eaten in 3 years..

[ArdRhys4]

Ok, here is a riddle.


There are 8 fishies in the water, 3 of them drown. How many fishies did not drown?

[Armor]

Ok, here is a riddle.


There are 8 fishies in the water, 3 of them drown. How many fishies did not drown?

Fish can't drown....... Unless, you expand that to mean drowning when they're *out* of the water... in which case... eight.?

[ArdRhys4]

Armor = correct. On former...







New riddle(s)

1. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

2. How do you put a giraffe in the refridgerator?

3. The lion king made a meeting of all the animals, which animal did not come to the meeting?

4. You must cross a river known to have a huge amount of crocodiles, there is no way to go around. How do you go across?

[ArdRhys4]

4. You just swim across. All the animals are at the meeting, DUH!

[Prince.Arthas!]

I am a 6 letter word.
Letters 6-5-2 spell out a drink.
Letters 4-5-2-3 spell out a fruit.
Letters 1-2-6 spell out a pet.
Letters 3-2-6 spell out a pest, which often gets eaten by 1-2-6.
What am I?

lol that was a good one.. thought it was a rugrat

[Prince.Arthas!]

Ok, here is a riddle.


There are 8 fishies in the water, 3 of them drown. How many fishies did not drown?

8.. fish cant drown

[Unit001]

If you're biking up a tree in a canoe, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? lol heard this one 20 some odd years ago

[Chettoes121]

Armor = correct. On former...







New riddle(s)

1. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

2. How do you put a giraffe in the refridgerator?

3. The lion king made a meeting of all the animals, which animal did not come to the meeting?

4. You must cross a river known to have a huge amount of crocodiles, there is no way to go around. How do you go across?

1. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
kill it and like cut it up
2. How do you put a giraffe in the refridgerator?
SAME THING AS ELAPHANT
3. The lion king made a meeting of all the animals, which animal did not come to the meeting?
umm balls...dead ones?
4. You must cross a river known to have a huge amount of crocodiles, there is no way to go around. How do you go across?
just go thru it w a boat crocdiles probly wont atack you

[DarkLStrike]

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

No.