The You-Tube Thread

Lamb of Gods new Album Wrath ( it's been out for a little while now )
Epic songs if you're into this kind of music,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt693D13sBo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDIR9XmvFdE
If I'm ever able to make a SGE invasion video ( I've tried before but had difficulties ) this will be the song(s) playing

Major.Arse · Post by **Major.Arse** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:15 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uco5Ed-5y2U
mr.show

Centaur/Choccy · Post by **Centaur/Choccy** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:45 pm

please Please PLEASE Check out my friend Tom.

I think he's pretty excellent, didn't know he had this talent hid away

http://www.youtube.com/user/AcousticGold

monsterz · Post by **monsterz** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:57 am

brrrrrr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCtjnfrZaEM

DarkLordSauron · Post by **DarkLordSauron** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:56 pm

Centaur/Choccy wrote:please Please PLEASE Check out my friend Tom.

I think he's pretty excellent, didn't know he had this talent hid away

http://www.youtube.com/user/AcousticGold

Mate no offense, but that sounds about 2 tones flat.

breakdown · Post by **breakdown** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:28 pm

When you think of one man bands, you're usually thinking of Bert from Mary Poppins. You know, the cute little drum tied to him, the cymbals at his knees, the adorable fake accent...

Anyway, Matt Kurz One is not an adorable one man band. He is badass. The dude plays bass guitar with his left foot, snare and bass drums with his right, with his left hand he plays the guitar, hi hat, and the keyboard, with his right he plays guitar, rack toms, and crash. The dude is insane. And the music? It rocks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRvzMDQC ... re=related

Matt Kurz for the win!!1!11

Major.Arse · Post by **Major.Arse** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:06 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIJAfbiRX7s

(Yeah i just wasted a whole page.

)

LYRICS: OFFICIAL.
Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will.

10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy
when a flaming stealth banana split the sky
like one would hope but never really expect
to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
and stopping right at my Birkenstocks,
and me yelping...

Holy hugging BBQ!

Then the X-Files being,
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan
with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of
vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent
Outta the butt end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,
and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,
and all I could think was:
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
that I pissed my fuckin' pants."

So light in his way,
Like an apparition, [that]
He had me crying out,
"hug me
It's gotta be
the Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got [right] on top of me
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"

And after calming me down
with some orange slices
and some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One,
the One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.

You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better listen.

Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding
'Cause this BBQ never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

It was so real,
Like I woke up in Wonderland.
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
While I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why
Y'all sound like Peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally, it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing
'Cause this BBQ never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I've just said!
See the Dead ain't touring
And this wasn't all in my head.
See, they took me by the hand
And invited me right in.
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin.

Strapped down [to] my bed
Feet cold [and] eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, BBQ the bed.

Hey ...

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the One
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen
BBQ the bed again ...
Typical.

Strapped down [to] my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Sunkist * and Sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, BBQ the bed

I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be the hero
Can't remember what they said
Bob help me!
Can't remember what they said

[We] don't know, [and we] won't know (x12)

God damn, BBQ the bed!

* though the "official" transcript does say "sun kissed", this may be one of the many typos on all of Tool's official transcripts

MastrIan · Post by **MastrIan** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:28 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlM5VKZCkiw

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Pwnster · Post by **Pwnster** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:59 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5d9EI2O_PM

Moleman · Post by **Moleman** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:48 pm

MastrIan wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlM5VKZCkiw

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I watched this with my little girl a few days ago, first time i'd seen it for 15-20 years.

Can't remember it being quite so trippy!

Blur3 · Post by **Blur3** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:32 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5luxsZrXSA

XD

omlow · Post by **omlow** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:51 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBnIW63ax9I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Faf6OSu1 ... re=related

i like the first one better cos its all just him, but the singing is better in the 2nd one i thought.

awesome?

Wagon · Post by **Wagon** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:55 pm

Are pandas trying to take over the world?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubZimS4E3F0

SiN · Post by **SiN** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:52 pm

Some funny shiz here....ventrilo prank call.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1nDsKq8-7k

Wagon · Post by **Wagon** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:54 pm

Moleman · Post by **Moleman** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:26 pm

Wagon wrote:bump

Did you just bump a sticky!?

Moleman

TheKhronic · Post by **TheKhronic** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:14 am

Well for all you HL2 fans, here's a (purposely stupid) spoof of Half Life 2, starring Gordon Freeman's brother, John Freeman. If you enjoy this, there are some sequels

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

And my favorite: WEPON.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDoB66M1 ... re=related

Wagon · Post by **Wagon** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:25 am

Moleman wrote:
Wagon wrote:bump
Did you just bump a sticky!?

Moleman

no, that was part of my thread Panda, then they merged that thread with this 1, and this happens to be stickied

Major.Arse · Post by **Major.Arse** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 5:15 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u3JSEqN ... re=related

they gave al-qaeda 6 billion dollars in 1989-1992

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP1exQ8tcUc

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