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Human Bomb

Post by Mondaydark » Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:54 pm

This Idea rocks how about a command you can put in that shuts off everything for a starport 2mins and then you explode dealing 9k damage to everything with in the blast radius. I love it...

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

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Re: Human Bomb

Post by JustiNKN » Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:13 pm

Mondaydark wrote:This Idea rocks how about a command you can put in that shuts off everything for a starport 2mins and then you explode dealing 9k damage to everything with in the blast radius. I love it...

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.


ALl in favor of this say I otherwize some smart allec remark



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Re: Human Bomb

Post by Moleman » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:04 am

Mondaydark wrote:What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
This 'joke' only works if you have an american accent ;)

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Post by Knives. » Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:01 am

In 2 minutes, everyone around you would probably be 20 hops away from you waiting for their glorious moment to flame your noob donkey once they see your name in the news. :roll:

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Post by propwash » Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:27 am

hmmmmmmm sounds a lot like "auto self destruct" to me.... but i would not make it 2 min, i would make it only 10-20 seconds. and the key command for it would have to be CTRL+ALT+BACKSPACE.... 3 finger suicide. but it would have to deal more than just the 9k damage. if you are gonna self destruct, it has to do at least 16000 damage, or you would survive, and kill everything around you allowing you to survive and collect all the XP / REP from whatever you blew up. ... 9k damage would be a form of cheating. 16k damage (the highest amount of shields a ship can have) would be better.

if you are gonna try to blow up other players by self destructing, then you should die to and loose xp / rep as well. .. lets make it fair

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Re: Human Bomb

Post by Smeagol... » Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:40 pm

Moleman wrote:
Mondaydark wrote:What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
This 'joke' only works if you have an american accent ;)

moleman
And what is an American accent?

you irish whore 0.o

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Post by feenix » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:51 pm

american accent by feenix dictionary:

it is a phrase spoken by someone, with a different sound than some people, which is based on where the person is from. IE: someone could say: "ya'll dumm" even though the correct prononciation is: "in my opinion, all of you are dumb"

lol sorry i was bored and tryed to do something funny but didn't work like i wanted lol

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Re: Human Bomb

Post by Moleman » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:53 pm

Smeagol... wrote:
Moleman wrote:
Mondaydark wrote:What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
This 'joke' only works if you have an american accent ;)

moleman
And what is an American accent?

you irish whore 0.o
People from the UsofA pronounce the letter Z as 'Zee'

People from the UK/Ireland pronounce the letter Z as 'Zed'

Thus when saying zebra you guys say 'ZEE-bra = the joke works.

However when we say zebra we say 'ZEB-ra' = joke makes no sense!

Hope you found this informative and educational.

If you continue to have difficulty with the English language please do not hesitate to contact me at - moleman@englishspokedproperlike.com

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Post by ZeN.PLUR » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:29 pm

i dislike this idea sorry man

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Post by tekkamanblade » Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:26 am

this idea is called corbomite.

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Post by Deathreape98 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:40 am

When I first read the title, I thought it was about using colonists as a bomb.

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Post by NeatLogs » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:07 am

Deathreape98 wrote:...using colonists as a bomb.
Now THAT is an idea!

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Re: Human Bomb

Post by Smeagol... » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:07 pm

Moleman wrote:
Smeagol... wrote:
Moleman wrote: This 'joke' only works if you have an american accent ;)

moleman
And what is an American accent?

you irish whore 0.o
People from the UsofA pronounce the letter Z as 'Zee'

People from the UK/Ireland pronounce the letter Z as 'Zed'

Thus when saying zebra you guys say 'ZEE-bra = the joke works.

However when we say zebra we say 'ZEB-ra' = joke makes no sense!

Hope you found this informative and educational.

If you continue to have difficulty with the English language please do not hesitate to contact me at - moleman@englishspokedproperlike.com

regards

moley
Shhhhhh moley....just because YOUR country was taken over by the english whores......doesn't mean you know better than we do :)

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Post by Black.Trust » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:26 pm

Deathreape98 wrote:When I first read the title, I thought it was about using colonists as a bomb.
Lol this is what I thought too... I like that idea better! We could go all Agent 47 on the colonists and make them swallow a pound of C4 and just start throwing them out of the airlock at other people's ships :P

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Post by ArdRhys4 » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:25 am

Black.Trust wrote:
Deathreape98 wrote:When I first read the title, I thought it was about using colonists as a bomb.
Lol this is what I thought too... I like that idea better! We could go all Agent 47 on the colonists and make them swallow a pound of C4 and just start throwing them out of the airlock at other people's ships :P


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Post by Mondaydark » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:26 am

Knives. wrote:In 2 minutes, everyone around you would probably be 20 hops away from you waiting for their glorious moment to flame your noob giraffe once they see your name in the news. :roll:

hey atleast they got the hell away

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Post by Mondaydark » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:27 am

Black.Trust wrote:
Deathreape98 wrote:When I first read the title, I thought it was about using colonists as a bomb.
Lol this is what I thought too... I like that idea better! We could go all Agent 47 on the colonists and make them swallow a pound of C4 and just start throwing them out of the airlock at other people's ships :P

yes that is funny as hell

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Post by ArdRhys4 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:18 am

i love that idea:P it is like a fusion blaster, but u waste people each time u shoot instead of energy

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