If Chuck Norris played SGE...

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If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by MastrIan » Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:05 am

...All space defenses would be destroyed when he enters a system.
...He would never get less than 100 exp for destroying a laser.
...The cap bug wouldn't make his client bomb out, it would high kick the server in the face.
...He wouldn't use modules, ever.
...His colonies would still make nukes even when set to democracy, nothing stops him from kicking donkey.
...He can still use the ceo ship even when not ceo of a corporation, as if you could get him to join your corporation anyway, he is a one man wrecking machine.
...His colonies never pollute, no one dares litter when Chuck Norris is around.

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by BardockSGE » Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:11 am

/slap

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by MegaMan » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:35 am

His colonies would always be stable on their own because Chuck Norris barges resources for no one!

All his solar cannons would be 10 shot without the need for metal ore; they would run on the power of his awesome!

Star ports would pay him to sleep there! Because he's Chuck Norris!





(for the record I think Chuck Norris is a teletubby, I just liked the spirit of the thread )

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by Caia » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:35 am

...can cap any planet he wants just by looking at it AND while in a pod

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by General_Neox » Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:16 am

Caia wrote:...can cap any planet he wants just by looking at it AND while in a pod
Chuck Norris wouldn't be in a pod...

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by General_Neox » Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:16 am

BardockSGE wrote:/slap
Seconded.

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by General_Neox » Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:45 am

When Chuck Norris is in UN space. The UN is charged "CNT".... Chuck Norris Tax.

When Chuck Norris founds a colony, it has something called "Chuck Norris Protection". It is permanent, and when you land, you get blown up, AND sent to Sol... You're also demoted to a private, Nobody invades Chuck Norris...

When Chuck Norris kills a newb... The Newb gets blown up and recieves a message saying "Sorry, nothing protects against Chuck Norris"

When Chuck Norris joins a rebang, he is first... When Chuck Norris ends a rebang, it doesn't rebang.

Toonces did not have the ability to end a permanent server... until he encountered Chuck Norris.

The Starpedia read Chuck Norris.

When you're blown up by Chuck Norris, you don't have an escape pod.

It is rumored that Chuck Norris' warp fuel gauge is stuck at 2000... Frozen in pure terror.

Chuck Norris doesn't get the cap glitch.

Chuck Norris' packet loss and latency number in the negatives...

Chuck Norris banned Toonces for hacking.

The reason corbomite was never introduced, is because it was Chuck Norris' only weakness... Nothing weakens Chuck Norris.

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by Caia » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:21 am

...Nukes? Chuck Norris doesn't use them. That's what a round house kick is for.

...Chuck Norris once podded Toonces. How? He pointed his finger at the screen and said, "Bang!"

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by MastrIan » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:46 am

General_Neox wrote:
BardockSGE wrote:/slap
Seconded.
See neox, you couldn't resist joining in the fun eventually :D

...Chuck Norris' 3 weapons: right, left and roundhouse kick.

...Chuck Norris doesn't need to bring you to 0 shields then hit you again to pod, nothing survives one hit from Chuck Norris.

...Colony defenses do not bring Chuck Norris' energy below 1000, nothing can tire him out.

...Chuck Norris doesn't get logged out from inactivity, he doesn't sleep and the game knows better.

...Chuck Norris never spices, his ship runs on awesomeness alone and never runs out.

...Chuck Norris doesn't need to /shout, everyone can hear him from just a radio transmission.

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by Destructo » Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:32 pm

His Ship would never get stuck on a gas planet or one roundhouse kick would disintegrate the whole planet to dust.
All Red Npc would hide in UN space.
Taxi's would follow him everywhere and charge him nothing if he even wanted a ride.
the bartenders would never say you have had enough.
Arti's would jump off the planet in front of him, for the honor of bein in his inventory.
His bank doesn't Have a limit.

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by BardockSGE » Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:19 pm

Chuck Norris beat Bardock in a 1v1 with a roundhouse kick.

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by kenoneill » Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:31 pm

there is no ban list for sge,just a list of people chuck norris allows toonces to play the game with him
chuck norris likes mod's thats why there here to stay

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by ArdRhys4 » Sat May 01, 2010 3:01 am

When Chuck Norris beats you in a war, you are banned (I said WHEN, not if ;)).
Chuck Norris Can take 100 colonies per second. All he has to do is look at the screen.
Do you know what happened to the Intergalactic's Race? They are in the fifth dimension with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can have 400 artis on at once. He uses -10 warp fuel per hop.
Chuck Norris has a special government on his planets. It's name is unknown and very little is known of it other than that there is a 10000000000000000% increase to all positive attributes and a -1000000000000% increase to all negative attributes (yes, pollution is negative... by a lot).
Chuck Norris commits genocide every time he sneezes (achooo... *a gas giant is rid of aliens*)
When Chuck Norris farts, he creates black holes. He doesn't fart a lot...

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by Camaril » Sat May 01, 2010 11:38 am

Artifacts name themselves when chuck norris sees them

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by M2-Destroyer » Sat Jan 22, 2011 5:48 pm

:roll:

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by Mensio » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:13 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't need defences... no one has ever landed on his cols ... ever.

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by Mel'Kaven » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:49 pm

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by Catfish » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:16 pm

General_Neox wrote:The Starpedia read Chuck Norris.
:lol:

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by Major » Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:59 am

Catfish wrote:
General_Neox wrote:The Starpedia read Chuck Norris.
:lol:


That's the stupidest thing that made me laugh today. Damn you!

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by 0zzy » Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:47 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't play SGE, SGE plays Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris gets nuked, he doesn't get hurt, the nuke gets Chuck Norris'd.

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by Mars Bars » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:14 pm

All it took for Chuck Norris to kill Bardock, is say "Roadhouse"

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by DaPirate » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:29 am

Only anything can kill him :lol:
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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by M2-Destroyer » Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:33 am

Mars Bars wrote:All it took for Chuck Norris to kill Bardock, is say "Dragon Ball Z Doesn't Exist!"
Fixed :D

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by Dr.Strangelove » Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:17 am

I once seen Chuck Norris win a Texas Hold'em tournament with an old Monopoly Get Out Of Jail Card and Starport Trading Card.

Nobody calls a Chuck Norris raise.

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by PhAraOH » Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:20 am

If chuck norris lands on a colony, the solar doesnt shoot because its to distracted by his awesomeness. And any beacons on the colony will make themselves say ALL HAIL CHUCK NORRIS :D

and he doesnt pay tokens for igs they pay him tokens to buy igs

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by BlueCaboose » Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:24 am

...All the planets would revolve around his ship because of his pure might!
...Sol would be renamed Chuck Norris
Real pros have chuck norris protection bc UN protection doesnt stop you from dieing.
...Toonces mega shields would go down with 1 roundhouse kick
Chuck norris doesn't outrun nukes. Nukes attempt to outrun chuck norris but before they can get away me catches them and puts them on his own ship
... There would be a new ship made for chuck norris called DAS BOOT and its special is a chuck norris roundhouse

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by Renegade-Builder » Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:10 am

BlueCaboose wrote: Chuck norris doesn't outrun nukes. Nukes attempt to outrun chuck norris but before they can get away [h]e catches them and puts them on his own ship
:lol:

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by VanadiumDragon » Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:05 am

If Chuck Norris played SGE I'd start playing again just to kick his @55.

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by JesusRocks765 » Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:15 am

why the hell do nerd worship this nerd - If he pllayed SGE Id QUIT!

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Re: If Chuck Norris played SGE...

Post by Dax » Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:24 am

If chuck norris played SGE bugs would fix themselves...

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