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by MutedJazz
Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:18 am
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: Haven't played this game in...
Replies: 7
Views: 7430

Re: Haven't played this game in...

Haven't played in a while either. Craaaaazzzzy how much time I spent here. And now look at me?

I have abs.

Chicks dig abs.

And a voice like smooth velvet.

I have that too.

The deep, smooth voice of the Jazzman...
by MutedJazz
Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:16 am
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: 2011 Champ
Replies: 52
Views: 26377

Re: 2011 Champ

Also an excellent post Joel....
by MutedJazz
Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:03 pm
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: Duece's 100,000 exp cap
Replies: 70
Views: 38489

Re: Duece's 100,000 exp cap

I see it PJ... Random thought... How about we average 10% of the monthly and 10% of the overall and that is your loss... so if someone had 5 mill exp for the month and 45 mill exp for the overall server they would take the average of 10% of each... 500k and 4.5 mill... averaging that would be 2.5 mi...
by MutedJazz
Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:36 pm
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: Merry Christmas/Happy Holiday
Replies: 13
Views: 8805

Re: Merry Christmas/Happy Holiday

Merry Christmas and may your day be musical!
by MutedJazz
Sat Oct 15, 2011 1:25 am
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: /Salute!
Replies: 7
Views: 4160

/Salute!

No, seriously... /salute. I graduated U.S. Army Basic Training last week. Still doing Advanced Training so my days are pretty busy, but I might be able to stop in and say hi between class and countless hours of PT. Hooah!
by MutedJazz
Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:35 pm
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: It's time
Replies: 17
Views: 8595

Re: It's time

Thanks guys...I ship out tomorrow morning.

And River... I'm more likely to be the guy that dives on the grenade and covers it up.
by MutedJazz
Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:58 am
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: Newbie Perma, why is this possible
Replies: 32
Views: 16972

Re: Newbie Perma, why is this possible

If you start a character there when you have low achievement and log in once a month your character won't delete. there is no "cut-off" in place. Those of us that didn't make an account there are SOL. Those of you that DID, get a place to stomp noobs out of the game to make yourself feel competent...
by MutedJazz
Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:21 pm
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: Hi everybody!
Replies: 12
Views: 7330

Re: Hi everybody!

I'll also use this thread to say "Hi everyone, I haven't exploded, and I won't be back soon. 35 days til I ship to Basic Training. Where I might explode through some grenade accident, and there will be a chance I will never be back because I'll be buried or incapable of physical movement..."
by MutedJazz
Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:35 pm
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: WHY DID YOU QUIT ?
Replies: 14
Views: 7772

Re: WHY DID YOU QUIT ?

A combination of friends quitting, preparing for Basic Training, and doing fun things in RL that overruled the fun of SGE.

The game was too time consuming for me to keep playing.
by MutedJazz
Tue May 03, 2011 1:14 am
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: Oldest Existing colony
Replies: 9
Views: 5605

Re: Oldest Existing colony

Viper1 might own one a little older. he's held his last few cols for years.
by MutedJazz
Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:58 pm
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: Earn 8k tokens the easy way
Replies: 17
Views: 9994

Re: Earn 8k tokens the easy way

Shouldn't we be taking tokens OUT of circulation?
by MutedJazz
Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:20 pm
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: Calling it?
Replies: 8
Views: 4755

Calling it?

I'll try to keep this short: I officially ship out July 27th of this year for Basic Training and I won't be back 'til after the winter holidays. In the past month I sold my small empires on every server I played in hopes of focusing on an extended for the last stretch before I leave. The goal was to...
by MutedJazz
Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:10 am
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: TOR
Replies: 3
Views: 2252

Re: TOR

Tor has always had +5. The differences between the two:
TOR has 10k, easy col settings while GA has 25k, normal colony settings.

GA has a large map and larger system sizes.

Corp size.

Maybe more... didn't play TOR myself.
by MutedJazz
Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:53 pm
Forum: The Garbage Chute
Topic: What SGE people looks like :O
Replies: 1336
Views: 757499

Re: What SGE people looks like :O

Image

This is an old picture of me from years back.
by MutedJazz
Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:31 pm
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: Simple Solution: Nukes
Replies: 19
Views: 8577

Re: Simple Solution: Nukes

I don't think toonces thinks that targeting is a problem, considering he specifically designed it this way. Kind of nice to not have to worry about nuke blockers anymore on cols Why not banish Nukes altogether ? Chef could use his Spatula and i could Use my Devils Fork - :wink: i play a mean banjo....
by MutedJazz
Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:17 pm
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: Simple Solution: Nukes
Replies: 19
Views: 8577

Re: Simple Solution: Nukes

I personally think fighting is worthless. The game should be entirely building and invading. With these two everything is the same every time you do it. Same layout, same tactics to invade it. Same with building. With fighting everything is random because you don't know what the other player will do...
by MutedJazz
Mon Apr 18, 2011 4:58 pm
Forum: The Garbage Chute
Topic: What SGE people looks like :O
Replies: 1336
Views: 757499

Re: What SGE people looks like :O

Finally found a pic of Major facing forward.

Image
by MutedJazz
Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:26 pm
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: complaint
Replies: 54
Views: 25475

Re: complaint

...also the only real chick you listed is jazz. the others are overweight men named Henry in mom's basement. I admit to being a smartass. But you can't put Major and I in the same category. There are actually three types of starportian Asses. The smartass: makes intellectually humorous comments by ...
by MutedJazz
Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:30 pm
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: complaint
Replies: 54
Views: 25475

Re: complaint

If i can interpret this correctly, you are asking everyone on starport to make a 16 year old prude their behavioral model?

"ew sex!" "Ew girls" "fap fap fap fap fap"

On a side note, I believe the majority of the sexual conversations stem from a comment made by yours truly.
by MutedJazz
Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:52 pm
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: Ship Color Launch Event this Friday
Replies: 26
Views: 11876

Re: Ship Color Launch Event this Friday

Toonces wrote:
I have hired a team in India to consult with game design and programming. They only cost $5 a day!
The translator costs $150/hour.
by MutedJazz
Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:21 pm
Forum: The Garbage Chute
Topic: What SGE people looks like :O
Replies: 1336
Views: 757499

Re: What SGE people looks like :O

Image

Here is major.
Couldn't get all of him in there, but he has a beer in his hand and a Hannah Montana album in the other.
by MutedJazz
Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:19 pm
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: Question
Replies: 4
Views: 3153

Re: Question

The population on Intergalactics' Paradise World Alpha Mensei I was struck down by Jazz after they complained of high pollution.

Fact.
by MutedJazz
Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:49 pm
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: The Orion Spur (New Perma)
Replies: 65
Views: 30177

Re: The Orion Spur (New Perma)

If someone attacks you or invades you: You have every right to destroy them. The only things frowned upon are breaking NAP's, Alliances, and D/C deaths.
by MutedJazz
Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:58 am
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: Am I Merc1ful?
Replies: 24
Views: 9426

Re: Am I Merc1ful?

Chicboy wrote:Who gives a flying fck? :roll:
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by MutedJazz
Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:39 am
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: Am I Merc1ful?
Replies: 24
Views: 9426

Re: Am I Merc1ful?

awesomepebble wrote: no, i like the name but did NOT want to copy him so i picked a 1 at the end not a l
Just like a group of White Supremacists did not want to be associated with Nazi Germany so they decided to be called the Arian Brotherhood and not the Aryan Brotherhood.
by MutedJazz
Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:05 am
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: Favorite allies/enemies
Replies: 1
Views: 1773

Favorite allies/enemies

Who do you like seeing most on a server when you start playing? Is it an enemy you want to beat or a friend with whom you like to play?
by MutedJazz
Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:59 pm
Forum: The Launchpad
Topic: Re: Invading Video Tutorial for new players
Replies: 13
Views: 15657

Re: Invading Video Tutorial for new players

Oh wait, I made a SGE skype when i was invading with gman on p1....:P
by MutedJazz
Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:58 pm
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: The Orion Spur (New Perma)
Replies: 65
Views: 30177

Re: The Orion Spur (New Perma)

When you buy nukes through the admirals club you buy 1 nuke per 100 tokens. Normally only the rich or the desperate do that. Mostly the rich. The biggest backlash against new Perma's is the lack of player base to fill the Perma. When Permaverse banged there were over one hundred people on that one s...
by MutedJazz
Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:51 pm
Forum: The Tavern
Topic: This Game Is Gay!
Replies: 13
Views: 5908

Re: This Game Is Gay!

Cghunter wrote:I Got banned for now hugging Reason
Toonces's Twin sister's name is Reason.

If I was Toonces and I found out one of the players was "now screwing [his] twin" I would ban them as well.
by MutedJazz
Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:09 am
Forum: The Garbage Chute
Topic: What SGE people looks like :O
Replies: 1336
Views: 757499

Re: What SGE people looks like :O

Rapist and Pedophile come to mind....