Essay for tokens?

[GRAWRG.]

Anyone interested in like, 15-20k tokens(whatever it is ive got left) for writing me a 250-500 word essay on "judaism, the roman religion, or the mystery religions of the roman empire" for my medieval studies class?

my life's BBQ. im exhausted. i have to babysit BEFORE class tomorrow. tomorrows my third lab day of this week. ive got chem BBQ due. and a bio exam thursday that i have to learn all the correct wrong answers for, because my professor is an idiot who makes his own test questions/answers that are hugging ridiculous and wrong.

i will also trade you my soul, if the tokens arent enough.

the essay is needed before midnight tonite, EST.

[JesusRocks765]

Early Christianity is not a choice?

[GRAWRG.]

no.

and forget it. i already did it.

[JesusRocks765]

aw, ok.

[BarbaraWalters]

In grade 10 english I was caught for plagiarism and my teacher told me I could write another essay for deducted marks. So I smartly went on starport, advertised 10k tokens for someone to write me an essay... surprisingly someone actually wanted to and I handed it in a few days later. only recieved %50 marks but it was pretty epic and well worth the 10k tokens.

[JuliusCaesar]

Lol. I might do this because I am exceedingly bored these days.

Could always use the tokens for some blitz lulz. Plus I do sort of want tot ry writing a short story......let's try er out

EDIT: can't read, deadline passed. WEEEEE

[GRAWRG.]

theres plenty of other BBQ. on thursday i had to make 5 journal entries... as a teenage jew living during jesus's time. i havent done that assignment yet, and would rather not. ever.

[omlow]

theres plenty of other BBQ. on thursday i had to make 5 journal entries... as a teenage jew living during jesus's time. i havent done that assignment yet, and would rather not. ever.

how the BBQ are you supposed to know what it was like as a young jew back then

[JuliusCaesar]

lace every entry with references to the oncoming holocaust. for the lulz.

[Hammer]

In grade 10 english I was caught for plagiarism and my teacher told me I could write another essay for deducted marks. So I smartly went on starport, advertised 10k tokens for someone to write me an essay... surprisingly someone actually wanted to and I handed it in a few days later. only recieved %50 marks but it was pretty epic and well worth the 10k tokens.

lolololololol that was me

[Woots]

In grade 10 english I was caught for plagiarism and my teacher told me I could write another essay for deducted marks. So I smartly went on starport, advertised 10k tokens for someone to write me an essay... surprisingly someone actually wanted to and I handed it in a few days later. only recieved %50 marks but it was pretty epic and well worth the 10k tokens.

lolololololol that was me

HOLY BBQ HAMMER IS STILL ALIVE!

Also, lol 250-500 words.
Shorter than my university application essays

[RiveraK2]

Believe it or not when I first played Starport back in 2004 Toonces had a contest in which players
had to write why they liked Starport, and if Toonces liked it he would give you 10,000 tokens.

I was like 14 years old and I wrote some BS that I don't even remember lol. Long story short I was
awarded 10,000 tokens by Toonces which I bought my 1st IGS with; only to have it get blown up
by a player who I don't even remember. ='(

Ah nostalgia.. Good times =\