Survivors Guide to the Apocalypse

[JuliusCaesar]

While watching tv with my father yesterday, he suggested I see a psychiatrist because i compulsively rub my feet. I told him I wasn't the one that needed psychiatric help.....if only he was on the Internet now....

[MadAce]

While watching tv with my father yesterday, he suggested I see a psychiatrist because i compulsively rub my feet. I told him I wasn't the one that needed psychiatric help.....if only he was on the Internet now....

Relax about the rubbing. A lot of people have compulsions. But just to be on the safe side I'd get myself tested for the onset of OCD and similars.

Oh, and if you get medication subscribed right away... Get a second opinion.

[JuliusCaesar]

Onset, I thought it was something you were born with?

[MadAce]

Onset, I thought it was something you were born with?

this of course depends. But there's a kind of turning point from about 18 years old up to 25 or so. In that stage of your life it's "easier" to develop mental problems.

[Major]

i started my stockpile today, just in case of zombie apocalypse.

partly thanks to TCL's "Extreme Couponing"http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/extreme-couponing and editor J.J.Adams "the Living Dead" http://www.johnjosephadams.com/the-living-dead/

i only share this now to inflate my already huge ego and total dependency that none of you can find out where i keep my stockpile.

[Coyote]

irish survival guide
step 1, procure a large amount of alcohol
step 2, get more alcohol
step 3, just to be on the safe side better get some more alcohol.
step 4, find a high mountain or hill and move your alcohol there
step 5 get wasted and wait for the world to end

Ahhhh. And that's why I keep a fully stocked liquor cabinet. I'll watch the world burn with Jim Beam at my side.

[nine-breaker]

Sudden releases of large amounts of energy has always been a fascination of mine.

[WeGotDeathStar]

Sudden releases of large amounts of semen in my butt has always been a fascination of mine.

ewwwww........................

[nine-breaker]

Sudden releases of large amounts of semen in my butt has always been a fascination of mine.

ewwwww........................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6L91rm9H3g

This is kango, I'm not even joking...

[JesusRocks765]

get your Family, a Car and Drive to the Nearest Bomb Shelter, go to the Nearest Grocery Store and Take enough food to last for years + SEEDS and Restart your Life living safely hidden in a Bomb Shelter With your Family

[Cloud1]

get your Family, a Car and Drive to the Nearest Bomb Shelter, go to the Nearest Grocery Store and Take enough food to last for years + SEEDS and Restart your Life living safely hidden in a Bomb Shelter With your Family

What if you don't have a car and a bomb shelter near by?I would drink heavily like an Irish man. Jesus you would pray for god to help you before you take those steps.

[JesusRocks765]

get your Family, a Car and Drive to the Nearest Bomb Shelter, go to the Nearest Grocery Store and Take enough food to last for years + SEEDS and Restart your Life living safely hidden in a Bomb Shelter With your Family

What if you don't have a car and a bomb shelter near by?I would drink heavily like an Irish man. Jesus you would pray for God to help you before you take those steps.

Remember to Capitalize the "G"

and yes, I would be Praying Heavily as any God-Fearing man would

[JuliusCaesar]

why would the apocalypse happen if there was a loving benevolent god, better yet, why so you use the term god fearing in that case?

and wow i posted on this thread a year ago

[MadAce]

why would the apocalypse happen if there was a loving benevolent god, better yet, why so you use the term god fearing in that case?

and wow i posted on this thread a year ago

Perhaps there is a god, but is rooting for the species we're causing to go extinct.

[JuliusCaesar]

why would the apocalypse happen if there was a loving benevolent god, better yet, why so you use the term god fearing in that case?

and wow i posted on this thread a year ago

Perhaps there is a god, but is rooting for the species we're causing to go extinct.

Not sure I see what you are trying to say.
If you mean that he is rooting for animals and wildlife that we are wiping out, well they don't have souls.
If he is rooting for our actions (which hypothetically led to our own apocalypse) well then that is still the mark of a teletubby.

[MadAce]

why would the apocalypse happen if there was a loving benevolent god, better yet, why so you use the term god fearing in that case?

and wow i posted on this thread a year ago

Perhaps there is a god, but is rooting for the species we're causing to go extinct.

Not sure I see what you are trying to say.
If you mean that he is rooting for animals and wildlife that we are wiping out, well they don't have souls.
If he is rooting for our actions (which hypothetically led to our own apocalypse) well then that is still the mark of a teletubby.

Why would you say they don't have souls? Maybe it's a good thing to not have souls? Maybe consciousness/souls are a disease, that adversely affect the purity of the universe.

I can think of plenty of reasons for the big G to dislike us.

[JuliusCaesar]

http://www.ki4u.com/nuclearsurvival/survival/books/doomsday/index.htm

just dropping this off here

keep god out of this one please -.-