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My Most Sincere Apologies ...

Post by M2-Destroyer » Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:34 pm

Following my joke last week about the Holy Qur'an, and the large number of private messages from Muslim members of this site that followed it, I would like to make the following statement:

"Islam is a religion based on peace, love and respect, and this is the central message of the Qur'an. As such I offer a full apology for making the claim that it encourages suicide bombing and violence."

OK, there - I said it. Now can you please stop sending me death threats?

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Re: My Most Sincere Apologies ...

Post by DarkLStrike » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:28 pm

Hey where is this? I don't see any muslim jokes.

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Re: My Most Sincere Apologies ...

Post by duece » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:51 pm

Who said that?

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Re: My Most Sincere Apologies ...

Post by Grimoire » Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:22 am

M2-Destroyer wrote:
"Islam is a religion based on peace, love and respect, and this is the central message of the Qur'an.

Now can you please stop sending me death threats?
ROFLCOPTERSOFLMAO
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Re: My Most Sincere Apologies ...

Post by MadAce » Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:14 am

M2-Destroyer wrote:Following my joke last week about the Holy Qur'an, and the large number of private messages from Muslim members of this site that followed it, I would like to make the following statement:

"Islam is a religion based on peace, love and respect, and this is the central message of the Qur'an. As such I offer a full apology for making the claim that it encourages suicide bombing and violence."

OK, there - I said it. Now can you please stop sending me death threats?
Why would anyone want to kill you? It's pointless as it's blatantly obvious your brain has died ages ago.

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Re: My Most Sincere Apologies ...

Post by duece » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:38 pm

I'm extremely curious who actually sent you a death threat that's a regular on this site.

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Re: My Most Sincere Apologies ...

Post by DarkLStrike » Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:50 pm

I'm getting the vibe that THIS IS the joke itself :).

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Re: My Most Sincere Apologies ...

Post by Moleman » Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:55 pm

DarkLStrike wrote:I'm getting the vibe that THIS IS the joke itself :).
There ya go! :wink:

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Re: My Most Sincere Apologies ...

Post by M2-Destroyer » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:08 pm

DarkLStrike wrote:I'm getting the vibe that THIS IS the joke itself :).
I must say you are not as quick as you once were DLS.

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Re: My Most Sincere Apologies ...

Post by MuTAnT » Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:12 pm

I laughed.

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Re: My Most Sincere Apologies ...

Post by ArdRhys4 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:28 pm

The last sentence makes sure you know that it is a joke...

"...now can you please stop sending me death threats?"

Jajaja! Hilarious.

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