My hill game 2

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My hill game 2

Post by master3bs » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:26 pm

master3bs takes a flag and places it on top of a hill.

My hill

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Post by BlackNova » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:33 pm

Blacknova blows up the hills previous owner, because he found another hill, which is against the rules. He then incases himself in a titanium sphere with no exit, infinitive supplies, held down by an immovable object, defended by 5000 dragons, while the hill itself is Encased is a cosmic fusion of Titanium and carbon fibre, and the only entrance is guarded by a wall of lasers, powered by the dragon fire within the carbon-titanium fibre, bulletproof Enclosure.

The ground is also coated in this, prevented any means of entrance.

This is NOT a dream, and is real. - This is also the only hill in the universe.

I also have 50000 people on top of the impenetrable square, surrounding the indestructible sphere, with machine guns, with infinite ammo. These bullets also explode with the force of 5 packs of dynamite each.

Finally, there is a moat of lava, with genetically engineered pirahnas that live in the lava. There are also 10000 dragons around the moat, all holding hands. Just in case.

My Hill!

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Post by McGrod » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:36 pm

I'm McGrod.
MY hill.

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Post by KG » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:50 pm

Pushes McGrod off the stump near BlackNova's dragons, and allows the enraged McGrod to eliminate the 10000 dragons outside the moat.

Proceeds to go fishing in the lava moat, catches some genetically engineered piranhas, and engineers them some more so they can destroy the indestructible, absorb bullets like water, and penetrate the impenetrable (ouch).

Unleashes piranhas on hill, which destroy BlackNova's defenses and proceed to do unmentionable things...

The piranhas now patrol the hill.

My hill.

KG

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Post by Moleman » Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:04 pm

Moleman puts on his piranha proof trousers and heads towards the hill, picking up mcgrods dismembered arm on the way.

Once the piranhas have tired themselves out trying to eat through my trousers I beat them to death with the remains of mcgrods arm.

my hill.

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Post by Knives. » Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:19 pm

- Leaves an empty "pot of gold" at the bottom of the hill. As Moleman rushes to the end of the rainbow, Knives sneaks to the top of the hill.

My Hill....all Mine!

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Post by -notorious- » Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:22 pm

place a forcefeild around the hill while no one is in or around it, surrounded by mines and 100 o.c followers.

I WIN GAME OVER.

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Post by Knives. » Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:29 pm

-notorious- wrote:place a forcefeild around the hill while no one is in or around it, surrounded by mines and 100 o.c followers.

I WIN GAME OVER.
Opens a vortex to another dimension, watching Notorious and his forecfield get squished into a pulp.

Unfortunately, I (or no one else) can no longer go back to the top of the hill, as I (they) would suffer the same fate as Notorious.

Game Over...

No one wins!

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Post by -notorious- » Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:38 pm

touche

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Post by McGrod » Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:50 pm

after hours of grueling marching I find the perfect spot for another hill!

It has ten foot wall surrounding it which I built from the inside.

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Post by -notorious- » Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:51 pm

McGrod wrote:after hours of grueling marching I find the perfect spot for another hill!

It has ten foot wall surrounding it which I built from the inside.
atomic bomb. bam. everyones dead.

GAME OVER.

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Post by master3bs » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:23 pm

I haunt the hill. Everyone is too afraid to do anything about it.

My Hill
Game over. :twisted:

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Post by Meliza- » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:06 am

I collect your soul and keep in in my jar of the Damned, to ship to Satan.

I then summon an army of Hell to guard the hill.

MY hill.


-Meliza

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Post by awmalzo » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:02 am

I got all angels from the sky and captured all demons and throwed them back into hell. God picked meliza and turned her into a cat for a few days. Now God and his angels guard my hill.

my hill!

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Post by TheMcCrazy » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:13 am

McCrazy is a Navy SEAL...SO

My Hill...lmfao XD

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Post by awmalzo » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:16 am

God and his angels transformed mccrazy into a cow for 5 days !

My hill :)

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Post by McGrod » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:17 am

Congratulations McCrazy. I seen the training and it scares the hell out of me :p

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Post by TheMcCrazy » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:17 am

lmfao XD...

<<<poisons himself, gets butchered and everyone eats a cheeseburger and dies...with no one left but the angels, looks like the angels win the hill...

Their Hill.

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Post by Meliza- » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:12 pm

I reincarnate and have my demons slaughter the Earth.

Then I have Chuck Norris and Jet Lee guard it.

MY hill.


-Meliza

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Post by McGrod » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:21 pm

I get Bruce Lee to kick there sorry asses and climb the remains.
My hill.

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Post by Cheesy » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:08 pm

i eat the hill

My Hill!

btw it tasted very salty

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Post by awmalzo » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:19 pm

I get an army of cannibals and they eat cheesy. They find the hill in his stomach and place it back where it was.

awmalzo sets on the hill and places 120 lasers around it and 10 shooter full mil dd so its 20 shooter.

my hill

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Post by Space0ut » Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:00 pm

Kodama uses ice powers to freeze every single defense and kamikazes into the dome. The sheer impact of the 24 nukes in his garbage barge against the synthesized surface of the biodome causes severe disruption to the hill it was settled on. Upon impact the hill sinks into the ground and becomes a massive watering hole from which prancing zebras quench thier thirst.

HILLS DEAD

NEW GAME?

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Post by Cheesy » Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:11 pm

y do we keep destroying the hill, and awm if you had waited a bit you would have never had to have gotten cannibals... just frebreeze

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Post by BlackNova » Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:47 am

Blacknova creates a new hill, in an inaccessible universe. The only possible inhabitants into this universe are the hill and blacknova. There is NO way to access this universe, by wormhole or anything else.

My hill. :)

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Post by Cheesy » Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:55 am

this universe is located in cheesy's liver

My Hill!

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Post by Jwilson6 » Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:34 am

I rip Cheesy's liver out and stand on it.

My hill

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Post by KG » Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:01 am

I get the penguins from Madagascar to eat Cheesy's liver, which contains the hill. I then place the penguins in a cage.

My hill.

KG

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Post by Cheesy » Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:12 am

i founded an organization called the liver protection program, and this involves hunting down and collecting stolen livers, and returning them to their rightful owners. LPP beats the BBQ outta the penguins and returns with my liver, and after a little cleaning it is surgically reattached.

My Hill!

DionysuZ

Post by DionysuZ » Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:22 am

Laughing as he sees the others fight over a hologram of a hill, einz lights a cigar on the real hill, which is hidden in a big maze.

my hill.

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