Dangerously high concentration of noobs!
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:30 pm
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Because I was disqualified from the list and some people joined the poll late, so this is setting it level again.MadAce wrote:Why a second thread about this?
Roe wrote:Oh, and I should probably list my NEW BIGGEST NOOB qualifications:
-I have, many times, forgotten to equipt my ship with a grav before a battle and subsequently died- not from the lack of a weapon, but from laughing so hard I fell off my desk chair (very embarrassing).
-I recently discovered (last week), after 2 years of game play, that you CAN kill yourself in UN space.
-I have traded in my IGS for a merf... more than once... before there were refunds.
-If I have neutrino scanners, I WILL scan 1 planet systems out of sheer noobishness.
-I nuke NPCs.
-I provide a uniquely noobish service, alien extermination, particularly on Zav's defended colonies.
-Have I mentioned I really like the merf?
-I don't always sleep in ports. Sometimes, I don't even sleep on my own colonies. I'll wake up next to some fugly antarean, no idea how I ended up in their crib, and have to call a cab or something.. those are the worst.
VOTE FOR ME.
better question. why isn't MY name up there?unkemt wrote:why isnt ur name up there zav?
No, we'll call you when we're electing the biggest moron. If we find anyone willing to run against you and think they have a chance.Yanlin wrote:better question. why isn't MY name up there?unkemt wrote:why isnt ur name up there zav?
i managed to nuke myself...
i got killed by an alien
i invaded a fully defended planet in a newbie ship and then the dome goes kerfucken boom on me
i placed 50 lasers, 75 flaks, 200 mines and some more mines and turrets around the warp holes AND 2 MINUTES LATER IT'S ALL GONE!
i get a planet that has just 1 way to the dome which is a narrow canyon filled with lasers and mines every single pixel of the way invaded (as in i owned a planet like that and got it invaded)
i got killed for being a sleeper in UN space
i woke up (logged in) being shot at in non UN space and seeing myself not getting hurt
i used C&C generals tactics to invade a planet
i hired 5 barges filled with nukes to invade a planet with 10 lasers and failed
is that enough reasons?
ok i admit it... i made all that up... but doesnt THAT make me the biggest noob ever? OOOH! paradox
Hey! I am an honorable noob! Or rather... I have honorable corpmatesNightmare wrote:Cuz you had to ask a corpmember to pay back 200k
you got my voteYanlin wrote:yay me for the highest moron!
did he win second place?omlow wrote:VoTe 4 oMlOw!1! aNd I'lL pAy U!1!1!!111
I didn't even need to read all that to vote for Roe... so errr if you havn't voted for Roe you'r all sRoe wrote:Allow me to restate my qualifications:
Roe wrote:Oh, and I should probably list my NEW BIGGEST NOOB qualifications:
-I have, many times, forgotten to equipt my ship with a grav before a battle and subsequently died- not from the lack of a weapon, but from laughing so hard I fell off my desk chair (very embarrassing).
-I recently discovered (last week), after 2 years of game play, that you CAN kill yourself in UN space.
-I have traded in my IGS for a merf... more than once... before there were refunds.
-If I have neutrino scanners, I WILL scan 1 planet systems out of sheer noobishness.
-I nuke NPCs.
-I provide a uniquely noobish service, alien extermination, particularly on Zav's defended colonies.
-Have I mentioned I really like the merf?
-I don't always sleep in ports. Sometimes, I don't even sleep on my own colonies. I'll wake up next to some fugly antarean, no idea how I ended up in their crib, and have to call a cab or something.. those are the worst.
VOTE FOR ME.
Flaming?MadAce wrote:Genesis is far, far, far, far, far, far, far less annoying.
Genisis posted all 2,000 + posts from the same IP. And it's not yanlin's.Moleman wrote:Is Yanlin, Genesis in disguise