Dangerously high concentration of noobs!
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Allow me to restate my qualifications:
Roe wrote:Oh, and I should probably list my NEW BIGGEST NOOB qualifications:
-I have, many times, forgotten to equipt my ship with a grav before a battle and subsequently died- not from the lack of a weapon, but from laughing so hard I fell off my desk chair (very embarrassing).
-I recently discovered (last week), after 2 years of game play, that you CAN kill yourself in UN space.
-I have traded in my IGS for a merf... more than once... before there were refunds.
-If I have neutrino scanners, I WILL scan 1 planet systems out of sheer noobishness.
-I nuke NPCs.
-I provide a uniquely noobish service, alien extermination, particularly on Zav's defended colonies.
-Have I mentioned I really like the merf?
-I don't always sleep in ports. Sometimes, I don't even sleep on my own colonies. I'll wake up next to some fugly antarean, no idea how I ended up in their crib, and have to call a cab or something.. those are the worst.
VOTE FOR ME.
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better question. why isn't MY name up there?unkemt wrote:why isnt ur name up there zav?
i managed to nuke myself...
i got killed by an alien
i invaded a fully defended planet in a newbie ship and then the dome goes kerfucken boom on me
i placed 50 lasers, 75 flaks, 200 mines and some more mines and turrets around the warp holes AND 2 MINUTES LATER IT'S ALL GONE!
i get a planet that has just 1 way to the dome which is a narrow canyon filled with lasers and mines every single pixel of the way invaded (as in i owned a planet like that and got it invaded)
i got killed for being a sleeper in UN space
i woke up (logged in) being shot at in non UN space and seeing myself not getting hurt
i used C&C generals tactics to invade a planet
i hired 5 barges filled with nukes to invade a planet with 10 lasers and failed
is that enough reasons?
ok i admit it... i made all that up... but doesnt THAT make me the biggest noob ever? OOOH! paradox
No, we'll call you when we're electing the biggest moron. If we find anyone willing to run against you and think they have a chance.Yanlin wrote:better question. why isn't MY name up there?unkemt wrote:why isnt ur name up there zav?
i managed to nuke myself...
i got killed by an alien
i invaded a fully defended planet in a newbie ship and then the dome goes kerfucken boom on me
i placed 50 lasers, 75 flaks, 200 mines and some more mines and turrets around the warp holes AND 2 MINUTES LATER IT'S ALL GONE!
i get a planet that has just 1 way to the dome which is a narrow canyon filled with lasers and mines every single pixel of the way invaded (as in i owned a planet like that and got it invaded)
i got killed for being a sleeper in UN space
i woke up (logged in) being shot at in non UN space and seeing myself not getting hurt
i used C&C generals tactics to invade a planet
i hired 5 barges filled with nukes to invade a planet with 10 lasers and failed
is that enough reasons?
ok i admit it... i made all that up... but doesnt THAT make me the biggest noob ever? OOOH! paradox
noob? noob :(
I am actually kinda sad :/
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I didn't even need to read all that to vote for Roe... so errr if you havn't voted for Roe you'r all sRoe wrote:Allow me to restate my qualifications:
Roe wrote:Oh, and I should probably list my NEW BIGGEST NOOB qualifications:
-I have, many times, forgotten to equipt my ship with a grav before a battle and subsequently died- not from the lack of a weapon, but from laughing so hard I fell off my desk chair (very embarrassing).
-I recently discovered (last week), after 2 years of game play, that you CAN kill yourself in UN space.
-I have traded in my IGS for a merf... more than once... before there were refunds.
-If I have neutrino scanners, I WILL scan 1 planet systems out of sheer noobishness.
-I nuke NPCs.
-I provide a uniquely noobish service, alien extermination, particularly on Zav's defended colonies.
-Have I mentioned I really like the merf?
-I don't always sleep in ports. Sometimes, I don't even sleep on my own colonies. I'll wake up next to some fugly antarean, no idea how I ended up in their crib, and have to call a cab or something.. those are the worst.
VOTE FOR ME.
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