Starport: Galactic Empires

Dear Knives, I love you. Love, Catfish :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Lol catfish...um...thanks? :D :D :D How have you been dude? I can't believe you're still here too. :shock: Are you just preying on the forums like a lot of us here...or are you playing in game? And Cloud, considering how...

Lol...after not logging on these forums for like...eternity...I had to reply to this :) Nine-breaker! How are you dude? Lol haven't heard from you in...eternity now ;) How have you been? You still active on this game? I thought everyone I ever knew would've left by now lol. Edit: I noticed Cloud1 is...

Almost as delicious as your mama.

Why is your mama so damn delicious?

Your single digit IQ.

Why does devilwolf have a single digit IQ?

Only if it's honey roasted.

Is my reproductive organ bigger than Jesus' reproductive organ?

0zzy wrote:
Hmm flaming huh.. well err.. hug you?

You're asking me to hug you?

Do I even need to flame you?

Luna is the best PvPer I've ever met on SGE...

Enough said.

You're as useful as a swimsuit in Antarctica.

Yes, I saw him last night... He walked in on me and his mother... Needless to say he was very angry... He rushed to the kitchen to get a knife, but I beat him to it... May he rest in peace... But I guess the joke's on me... Razz is gone to a better world, his mom is em..."pleased"...and I'm the one ...

My favorite hand held is in your pants.

Lol...I remember reading this before...cracked me up then, and cracks me up now. :D This one's also a bit smart...someone showed it to me on urbandictionary.com: girl buy girl mugs, tshirts and hoodies The creation of satan. designed to destroy the existence of mankind. Proof that girls are evil: Fi...

InvaderJif wrote:As much as I enjoy raping Jesus, I still only have one f in the name. =P

My bad...

INVADERJIF:

Illegitimate

Nazi

Violently

And

Disgustingly

Enjoying

Raping

Jesus

Forever

Thought it'd be better since you enjoy raping him this much.

No need to thank me, by the way.

Keeps naked infertile vulnerable elephant sluts. Hmm too many adjectives perhaps. Rofl..the real questions is... Keep them where? :shock: :shock: :shock: INVADERJIFF: Illegitimate Nazi Violently And Disgustingly Enjoying Raping Jesus Inconspicuously For Fun And as for your WTFDUDE and RectalHemmora...

how can we no if we have H1N1 cuz i think i have it but i am not sure ..... :? Wrong f'ing website... This is SGE, not WebMD. :roll: That being said, H1N1 is pretty much just a different strain of the flu (there are probably hundreds, if not thousands, of strains of flu already out there). As long ...

Hey stay on topic folks. I would like to say something nice about glory for this month. you should take glory's philosophy and snuggle a panda before you go to bed tonight. I raped 7 pandas before I went to sleep yesterday, and 3 more when I woke up this morning. Is that enough, or should I get mor...

how can we no if we have H1N1 cuz i think i have it but i am not sure ..... :? Wrong f'ing website... This is SGE, not WebMD. :roll: That being said, H1N1 is pretty much just a different strain of the flu (there are probably hundreds, if not thousands, of strains of flu already out there). As long ...

Moleman wrote:

omlow wrote:I've played starport from 3 different countries and visited many others. Don't jump to conclusions without credible evidence.

You're also in the (probably not unique) catagory of having played starport as two different sexes!

Don't you mean three?

MING wrote:Knives

Knob Nibbling induces Violently Ejaculated Semen

Yes, I couldn't agree more.

Major in Jersey doing jersey shite 8) http://starportgame.com/sgeforum/download/file.php?id=194 Wow major, couldn't have really picked a more ghetto area in Jeysey... Is this Newark? :roll: If so, I'd wipe that smirk off that face... Smiling in Newark is a sign of weakness... And you know what thos...

Moleman wrote:Some of the posts are quite 'revealing', lotta repressed issues going on there!

MOlEMAN:

My

Orgasmic,

Lusty,

Erotic,

Meaty

A-S-S's

Naked

What are you talking about? Repressed issues? I have no repressed issues at all!

None of these. I"m assuming you're talking about cartoon network. My favorite on that channel was a cartoon that they only aired for a short period of time, and then they removed it for some reason. It was called "Case Closed", or also known as "Detective Conan" in Japan. It's funny- I don't even re...

That's what your mother said last night...

She had the same look on her face too.

OMLOW:

Old

Molester

Likes

Ostrich

Wieners




KNIVES:

Killer

Nazi

Is

Vicious

Every

Second

I thought you were going to post something about finally getting out of the closet or something...

And you give me this crap?

Shame on you...

I never got drunk... So I have nothing to offer. :cry: However, my best "drunk" story was probably when some drunken idiot dropped a hundred dollar bill as he was getting money out of his wallet for the bus fare. I picked it up, tried to return it to him, but he wouldn't take it. So, I made a hundre...

There's tons of possibilities to what you could be having... 1. It could be an allergy to the trash bags, not the trash cans. 2. It could be eczema, and you're irritating it through friction, pressure, or the weather outside. 3. Could be carpel tunnel syndrome, and you're aggravating it through labo...

Noob= any individual who does not fit into the vet criteria.

Vet criteria= Knives.

"I would like to plow you!"

"Will you bear my children?"

"Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna be my batmobile?"

I'm sure these will be useful...

After a terrible shipwreck at sea, a guy clings to some wreckage and floats for days and days and finally spies some land in the distance. So, he paddles towards it and gets close enough to see a man on the shore. "Where am I?" he shouts. "New Jersey!" is the reply. "Do you want us to come rescue yo...

That's a lie! :wink: This is me after my 4 hour fight with Awmalzo: http://www.mediaman.com.au/profiles/stallone.jpg That's me after quitting (and hitting the gym a few times a month): http://www.fcvm.com/images/Arnold/branch%20rocks2%20(2).jpg I can no longer see anything left or right of me...ther...